Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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