No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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