so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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