Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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