My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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