It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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