He uses pillows to masturbate.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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