Fuck appropriateness.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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