OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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