i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I have post one night stand depression
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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