Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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