i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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