I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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