I'm eating all of the evidence.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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