I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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