She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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