apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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