I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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