i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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