She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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