dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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