there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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