who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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