i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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