Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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