i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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