She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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