Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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