we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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