my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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