Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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