I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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