Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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