My nipple is on Facebook.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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