just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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