I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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