it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just saw a hot homeless man
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
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best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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