You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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