i don't like sucking hair
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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