At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MIDGETS
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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