This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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