There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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