how can u be prego again
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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