No stitches, just platelets and will power
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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