The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize