i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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