i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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cat food counts as protein by the way
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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