walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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