3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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