You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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