Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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